You can't do both... |
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Supplied by Colin Wood (Acker Bilk's pianist) | |
Mom, when I grow up I think I'd like to be a musician. What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm? What do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit? What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet? What's the definition of a minor second interval? What is another term for trombone? There are two tuba players sitting in a car. Who's driving? Why are harps like elderly parents? What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon? Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? What kind of cigar are you smoking there? Music: A complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer,
incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians,
the result of which is ignored by the audience. Conductor: A musician who is adept at following many people at the same time. Vibrato: Used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong
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